in which Savvy gives me ideas

[island_of_reil]

island_of_reil: I ... kind of like a/b/o

island_of_reil: not all of it

island_of_reil: the breeding stuff, no thanks

savvierthanu: well there's nothing wrong with that

island_of_reil: also gallons of cum is not really sexy

savvierthanu: maybe not stuff based off elephants, for me

savvierthanu: yeahhh

island_of_reil: or gallons of omega juices

savvierthanu: like a little wetness is kinda hot

savvierthanu: but not like gushing everywhere all the time

island_of_reil: I think of those macros...

island_of_reil: hang on

island_of_reil:



island_of_reil: I mean, in fic? That's just silly.

savvierthanu: hahahaha

savvierthanu: also, i'm that person who finishes the fic and is all, BUT HOW DID THEY CLEAN UP

island_of_reil: yeah

island_of_reil: mop and bucket?

island_of_reil: hose and drain?

island_of_reil: professional cleaners?

savvierthanu: right?

savvierthanu: also yeah, do they have to throw away all their sheets?

savvierthanu: that sounds expensive

island_of_reil: I should someday write a crackfic for a/b/o about a cleaning service.

savvierthanu: haha omg

savvierthanu: you should!

island_of_reil: BECAUSE I NEED ANOTHER GODDAMN PLOTBUNNY!!

island_of_reil: lol

savvierthanu: oops

savvierthanu: haha


island_of_reil: "Beta Cleaning, can we help you?"

island_of_reil: "Yes, how much would you charge to clean my beta?"

island_of_reil: "Very funny, sir."

savvierthanu: hahah

savvierthanu: "cleaning your breeding since 1995"

island_of_reil: "You flood 'em, we..."

island_of_reil: huh.

island_of_reil: gotta come up with a slogan

savvierthanu: hahaha

savvierthanu: hmmmmm

island_of_reil: You poke it, we soak it!

savvierthanu: OOOOOH

savvierthanu: excellent

island_of_reil: no, wait, poke and soak are both what the alpha does

island_of_reil: lol

savvierthanu: oh true

island_of_reil: oh, fandom conversations.

savvierthanu: haha

savvierthanu: "made a mess fucking? we'll clean
it for nothing (practically)"

island_of_reil: "You gush, we flush!"

island_of_reil: YESSSSSS